From Ask Woody
If Operating Systems were Airlines
April 5th, 2016quote:VISTA AIRLINES An upgrade to SEVEN AIR is offered at the gate.
SEVEN AIR Flights are packed with passengers. An on-board Complimentary Service is offered to deter passengers from bringing something better with them. The preferred airline of Business Class passengers, whether they remember the flight or not.
EIGHT AIR Every flight encounters turbulence no matter what route is logged. Passengers arrive frazzled and disoriented. The fleet was upgraded but the instrument panels were designed by Fisher Price - confusing the crew. A free ticket on TEN AIR is forced on all passengers - so they will continue to love flying.
TEN AIR Snotty crew. Shifty documentation. Passengers are frisked regularly during the flight to keep the planes operating properly. In-flight meals are free and mandatory. Flight attendants have been replaced with an intelligent personal assistant and knowledge navigator to serve you peanuts. The plane undergoes maintenance while at cruising speed so as not to inconvenience the ground crew.
MAC AIRWAYS The cashiers, flight attendants, and pilots all look the same, feel the same and act the same. When asked questions about the flight they reply that you don't want to know, don't need to know, and would you please return to your seat and watch the movie. ...Click the link to see the rest:
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